While I was lying in my bed, staring at MODA’s magazine new issue called “The British Issue” I just found out how in love I am with the British flag. And its not just me. The flag has always been so beautiful and charming that it would not be possible for normal people not love it. Others would just get horny of it.

Moreover, it reminds me of that Ben Sherman bag of mine with the Union Jack in front, that one stupido stole. That makes me cry. First because I cannot find that bag anywhere anymore and second because there was that CD with my modeling pictures which I was protecting from homo sapiens with the price of my life. For a moment I imagine how that guy had a double-reason to laugh on me.

Great Britain gave us loads of holy things – Lily Allen, The Beatles, The Britpop, Topman, Vivienne Westwood, Alexander McQueen and more and more random names and cultures. Maybe the flag reminds us of all those beauties and that could be the reason to love it so much. And by the way who decides how a country’s  flag would look like? Are there any designers involved? Or it is just a fat snotty granny with a crown on his head that hits on the table with the massive paw? I have no idea!